Road Warriors

November 20, 2006

The Jan is coming and death rides with him.

(From MySpace’s ‘The Jan’)

The Jan is being a simple man. The Jan takes in schnitzel and beer, and outputs death and pain. It is being that simple.

People are being trying to distract the Mighty Jan. They are gnats circling around the head of a giant. It is not even being worth the time it would take to pull off their legs and force feed them to their children. You may try to distract the mighty Jan, you may try to beat him down with your lies, with your rumors, with your innuendos, but your words are being raindrops on the back of a mountain.

People of France, gather your children. Run to the hills. For the Jan is coming. And death rides with him.